I have been meaning to get to this, but couldn't stop laughing.
While we were in Tokyo, during a washroom break, Stevie was persuaded to take the bidet for a spin. For those of you unaware of what a bidet is, according to Wikipedia, it is
"A bidet is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus."
According to Stevie- An ass washer.
This was a personal moment for Stevie, and we didn't want to intrude, but the high pitched giggles made it a community event.